Funny jokes

Laugh out loud……….

 

I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..

Source: Funny whatsapp jokes

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When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!

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Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

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Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len

Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.

(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)

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Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

 

Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack

 

 

Four guys
1 from Howard:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
1 Sardar from Punjab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Howard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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