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I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..

Source: Funny whatsapp jokes


When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!


Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen


Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len

Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.

(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)


Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.


Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack



Four guys
1 from Howard:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
1 Sardar from Punjab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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