Laugh out loud……….
I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..
Source: Funny whatsapp jokes
When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!
Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.
Polio team bhagi
Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen
Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len
Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.
(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)
Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.
Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?
Little Johny: A Heart attack
1 from Howard:
1 Sardar from Punjab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!